Aw, I got into trouble for something similar when I was in fourth grade.

L.
Why did God create me like He did?
People only notice my breasts and nothing else.
Save me, Hep.
Hard quest, might want to LFG... which would, of course, make the quest reward much more interesting :)
NIGGAS TILL THE FUCKIN END!!
AND AFTER THAT WE STILL RIDE IN HEAVEN!
THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY NIGGAS
YOU HAVE ON THE INTERNET!!!
WHEN U GET THIS SEND THIS TO TEN NIGGAS
INCLUDING THE NIGGA THAT SENT U IT
IF THEY ARE A TRUE NIGGA!

..._...|..____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____|]
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
This bears only passing similarity, yet still brings to mind "The Eye of Argon".

Have you ever read it?
Need to Thottbot that quest and see how much XP and reputation gained at my level.