This reminds me of a Twilight Zone or Tales from the Crypt thing I saw a long, long time ago. I just remember this guy was trying out a new diet or something. I think I recall it having to do with a pair of glasses. Anyway, he put the glasses on and then couldn't take them off. The glasses basically anthropomorphized all of his food and they appeared to come alive. When he ate the food, they would scream and cry. At the end of the episode, he ended up stitching his lips together and died.

Happy Friday!
basically i must find this episode of whatever and watch it.

on the theme of quitting things: there is a story that is somewhat similar in theme to what this show sounds like, called "Quitters, Inc" by Stephan King that I was always fond of.
DUDE NULLCHERRI AND I NOTICED THE SAME THING.

relevant chatlog:

[10:29] XD
[10:29] ITS FUCKING CREEPY
[10:29] why dont the fork and spoons get eyes
[10:29] what they arent anthropomorphic enuff?
[10:30] END CUTLERY OPPRESSION
[10:30] it looks like its just food
[10:30] just the food is alive
[10:30] END CUTLERY OPPRESSION
[10:30] i noticed that too
[10:30] its funny we both did
[10:30] the salt shaker is alive
[10:30] since the eyes are on the OUTSIDE
[10:30] hmm
[10:30] but it is full of salt
[10:30] yes but then the eyes should be inside
[10:30] basically i cant handle the inconsistancy of this artistic vision
[10:30] i demand that it be destroyed
[10:30] lollin!!!
[10:30] PRINTF "I HATE ART"
[10:31] 20 GOTO 10
[10:31] ohman
[10:31] lol 30 end
[10:31] POOR 30 END
[10:31] NOTHING EVER HAPPENS FOR HIM
I think, you know, rationally, you can't stick googly eyes to the cutlery because they'd still have glue residue on them when you ate, and that would be gross.
i got these for someone on my flist. I am lolling cuz she is the one who sent me this jpg.
Koley: Things are tastier when they are cute.
Koley: And sentient.
Jason: I only eat things that have a face
i remember the one and only time i ate rabbit i had a hard time enjoying it 'cuz i couldn't help but think of how, as yummy as it was, i was sitting there gnawing at thumper's carcass. . .