That new dog is all like, "OMG. I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT YR FACES OFF WHILE YOU SLEEP. STOP MAULING ME. SRSLY! I TOTALLY MEAN IT! OH, LOOK! SHE HAS COOOOOKIEEEEES! NM, NO FACE EATING. FOR NOOOOOOW!"

Really. You can see it in the eyes. It's totally the look my dogs give when children clamber all over them