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2012 is near.

How will the world end in 2012?

asteroid/comet hits earth
3(8.8%)
aliens
2(5.9%)
l. ron hubbard
3(8.8%)
hadron/black hole
0(0.0%)
universal axial collapse
0(0.0%)
hispanics overtake white population in US (schedule bump!)
1(2.9%)
singularity
0(0.0%)
singularity the religion
0(0.0%)
rerise of the mayans
0(0.0%)
sun explodes/goes dark/dies
0(0.0%)
zombies
5(14.7%)
ww3
0(0.0%)
pandemic
2(5.9%)
waterworld
2(5.9%)
global warming
1(2.9%)

i ran out of room, have more options:

gray goo (nanotech)
1(3.7%)
the rapture
0(0.0%)
global race war
1(3.7%)
polarity shift
1(3.7%)
supervolcano/loss of atmosphere
2(7.4%)
parallel invaders from a leech dimension
0(0.0%)
cthulhu
1(3.7%)
brain leeches
1(3.7%)
robot rebellion
3(11.1%)
AI
0(0.0%)
lizardman uprising
2(7.4%)
obviously i am too dumb to know the REAL reason go to the next box
4(14.8%)

what terrible unfortunate way for the world to end did i forget?

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waterworld, gray goo, furry AIDS. in that order.

Kevin Costner will lead us to dry land.
fuck i forgot massive worldwide pineal gland release of DMT. this poll is invalidated.
terrence mckenna was a hippy douche who did too many drugs. that theory is invalid, unless you are also tapped into the consciousness of the hyper dimensional being LOGOS.
actually it was alexander shulgin who said, "If a drug (or technique or process) were ever to be discovered which would consistently produce a plus four experience in all human beings, it is conceivable that it would signal the ultimate evolution, and perhaps the end of, the human experiment".

the only drug he ever rated as a plus four experience was five-methoxy, not NN-DMT. although five-methoxy can also be released from the pineal gland.
After he drinks his recycled piss.

It's been a while since I've seen that movie, but I'm pretty sure I fapped to that.
o shit. i thought it said "hardon/black hole". I was really starting to look forward to teh future.
i was gonna try to think of something funny but then noticed a certain lack of "nuclear war" in your list. . . or maybe i'm just retarded and missed it (definite possibility). . .
is there a 2012 comic? I just think 2012 is hilarious. My family is mainly Chiapas on the spic side, and we constantly joke about 2012 and 2020 (2020 or Viva 2020 is when the hispanic population of the US will overtake the caucasians.) last night on irc we realized we had gathered over 20 calamities vying for the top spot on dec 21, 2012. also i was inspired by the ed entry on 2012 ( http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/2012 ) its so fkn funny, but i can't believe i forgot to add in worldwide pineal gland release of DMT and solar flares.
umm acctually your wrong!
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the eartg isnt endung in 2012 i study numerolagy and astrolahy so the eath wont end in 6.6 sextillion years
(6,6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years) i checked and numerolagy is true one day i pridicted that i was gonna get a raise to 8325 dollars and it became true,i predicted that i would get hurt by a knife by (accident) and it became true! oh my gosh so far i predicted yesterday that i was going to get a laptop , a new car lambourgini , $.2362,23 and a trampoline for my son. and guess what it was true. so guess what check your hand right now.if your a boy look at your right hand if your a girl look at your left and you will see your life!