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Poll #1418795 Name That Kitten!

this kitten needs a name:

kalashnikov
4(5.6%)
gunzip pronounced gun-zip
9(12.5%)
czar
5(6.9%)
molotov
15(20.8%)
sputnik
18(25.0%)
fyodor
3(4.2%)
pivo
8(11.1%)
Alexei - only son of the last Czar of Russia
6(8.3%)
prussian blue
4(5.6%)

god you are so dumb the obvious name is:

ooooooh, now i like alexei.

make sure he doesn't have hemophilia though
you know what's funny

i was going to suggest prussian blue as a name but then i was like "that's probably racist or some shit, i'm a terrible person and won't suggest that after all"
it is terribly racist but the obvious troll vote. so far molotov is winning i am surprised!
another suggestion from someone looking over my shoulder: kitty (character from anna karenina)
I was told by a major cat lady (like the one on the Simpsons) that all cat names are supposed to end in "I" or "Y" sound.

that's why I voted for Alexei.
I liked both molotov and sputnik, but molotov rolls off the tongue much better.
little story.. i personally have never had a cat. However I used to live with a roommate who had 5 cats at one point. The were named (and I'm NOT joking) Bevis, Butthead, Tweaker, Crackwhore (all black cats), and Ren (from Ren and Stimpy). So whatever you name your cat, I'm sure will be much better. Incidently he currently has a black cat named Felix. :o

I was torn between Fyodor and Sputnik, but then I saw PIVOOOOO and I was like, yay! Pivo!

I also like Molotov. I am of no help whatsoever.

I had some friends who had a dorky looking black cat they called Pusevic, lol. I thought that was hilarious.