That is the most brilliant and right on sentence I think I have ever read. Of course by being accepting of it I am helping to initiate the next cycle of self-deprecating irony, but the irony in that is delicious my dear.
If you don't read (and
Also ALSO. go watch THIS right now. It's a discovery channel show about SHARKS which JUMP OUT OF THE WATER to eat seals. They are the coolest ever. hello why are you still even reading and not over there watching? SHARKS JUMPING OUT OF WATER PEOPLE. JUST LIKE THE STUPID JAWS RIDE AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ONLY MINUS THE WHOLE MADE OF PLASTIC AND 1/10 SPEED. I can not believe you are still even here.
I know everyone hates the myspace profile music embed thing, but my awesome boyfriend has invented and perfected the new artform of making volume slider/rr button/ff/button/track total slider usage for crossfade, scratching and mixing from people's myspace profile music embeds. Right now he is mixing "Nobody does it better", some kind of opera, with a little acapella emosoul singing, a little girl chanting and some jazzy slow beat. and a piano solo. It's awesome I swear. but totally not as awesome as those SHARKS JUMPING OUT OF WATER AMIRITE? I am going to record some and throw it up later and will totally give you the myspace music profile so you can totally be able to sneer "I started listening back when hep first posted the myspace music profile of whatever-regulate-names-his-"band"-plz-a
By the totally unrelated way does any one know any windows based programs that would capture all audio output cause I use a mac and someone is just too stubborn to admit that Macs are better at SOMETHING. Perhaps that can be an ironic trackname.
The Gods of Advertising and Mainstream Media punished me for not being a mainstream
don't fuck with me man.
ALSO also: Who wants to bonfire at ocean beach this weekend? Whichever night is nicest.