hep

first post, now get to the back of the internet you annoying internets person

i look forward to you blogging from jail about the evil lesbian warden who hoses you down while you all run around in your bra and panties.

Maybe they'll send you to Gitmo!

Stop putting bombs in the starbucks!

Did you know that someone is spamning the intarnets, offering "Perfect Heplicas"? I'm sorely tempted to get one, but I want to know if they are Officially Endorsed before doing so.

speh.
shul.
:P

There are already "FREE HEP" icons in existence, correct?

that's so stupid. ZOMG, YOU KALED ME A FAYGOT. IMMA GONA SUE YER ASS!1!!1

I can't believe where the world is going these days, honestly. Hot Coffee got me pretty mad too, but like, really... if you don't like people making fun of you on teh interwebs, why don't you just leave the interwebs forever?