e-stalking
A lot of people have me friended and I have no idea how they found me. So how about this: how did you find me, why did you friend me, and why do you continue to read me. If you are an IRL friend or other longtime epal and I know the answer to that, instead tell me a story about us.
For bay area locals: i have an interview on Friday that I need to present a portrait heavy portfolio to. If you are local and have time this week, I would love to shoot some shots of you to include. You can use the shots for whatever you want as well. Plz advz, I need to have at least 5 more worthwhile shots by fri. I will shoot anyone, you, your SO, groups, and kids.
For bay area locals: i have an interview on Friday that I need to present a portrait heavy portfolio to. If you are local and have time this week, I would love to shoot some shots of you to include. You can use the shots for whatever you want as well. Plz advz, I need to have at least 5 more worthwhile shots by fri. I will shoot anyone, you, your SO, groups, and kids.
And I didn't have the guts to actually friend YOU for like two more years after that.
Later that night, you tried to seduce me. I told you that my wife would kill us both if ever she found out, but you said you could make it worth my while. Pascal overheard and said he could keep our secret but you didn't trust him and we hid the body where it wouldn't be found for some time.
Oh, wait, did you mean a true story?
However, I have altered it in my mind that we met while contestants on Fear Factor, back when they didn't make you eat anything but instead threatened you with Stephen Segal movies.