“[0:01.259] Hello, Internet!
[0:02.111] I'm on the phone with <a href="http://jameth.livejournal.com/profile">Jameth</a>,
[0:03.522] a-a-and he is drunk-dialing people,
[0:04.957] and he wanted to inform the internet of...
[0:07.402] J: Jess? Can..
[0:08.418] Yeah?
[0:09.391] J: ...can I get another drink?
[0:10.766] Heh heh!
[0:11.775] And we wanted to inform the internet
[0:13.442] that he is drunk-dialing!
[0:15.467] Go ahead, James!
[0:17.681] J: Can I get another Bacardi and Diet?
[0:19.360] Hah!
[0:20.053] J: Thank you.
[0:20.266] <a href="http://www.drinkstreet.com/searchresults.cgi?drinkid=1023&drinkname=category:10">Bacardi and Diet</a>?!
[0:23.398] J: Yeah, a girl's got to watch her figure!
[0:25.478] Okay: make your post.
[0:27.072] J: Okay, okay. I am, uh...
[0:27.741] We are on the air with the internet!
[0:29.219] J: I am phone-posting
[0:30.892] on <a href="http://hepkitten.livejournal.com/profile">hepkitten</a>'s <a href="http://hepkitten.livejournal.com/">LiveJournal</a>,
[0:33.185] and I would like..-
[0:33.635] people, if you want me to
[0:35.155] drunk-dial you tonight
[0:36.159] or in the morning -
[0:37.698] which will probably be morning,
[0:38.640] 'cause it's almost midnight -
[0:40.276] go to <a href="http://jameth.livejournal.com/profile">my LiveJournal user info page</a>
[0:42.314] and <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/tools/textmessage.bml?user=jameth">text me</a> with your...
[0:45.087] with your telephone number,
[0:47.003] separated by dashes of course:
[0:48.554] <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Numbering_Plan">area code then dash</a>,
[0:49.819] then <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_exchange">prefix then dash</a>,
[0:50.853] and then...
[0:51.662] suffix,
[0:52.727] and then send it to me,
[0:53.894] and then I can dial you!
[0:55.999] And the internet will call you!
[0:57.775] J: The internet will c..?
[0:58.426] I really hope
[0:59.466] the internet text-messages me,
[1:01.643] and then I will call them back.
[1:03.906] Excellent.
[1:05.025] You heard me here first, internet:
[1:06.527] drunk-dial Jameth!
