...with his sick-looking plague eyes and ratty street urchin hair

whatever happened to STYLE?!
how can I be jealous when I am already superior?

seriously, the only attractive thing is that his lip ring looks kinda like he's chewing on a nail. Chewing on nails, ice picks, or rail spikes: metal.
your attempt at arrogance proves that you arent better. and your attempt at insults proves your insecurity. now pipe down.
okay, I'll admit, I like his constant state of bedhead.
mine does the same thing to me.

what is it about the bed head? :)

that can be interpreted any way you wish. :)