I saw an ad like that earlier today, but read it as "Every 20 minutes, a child is diagnosed with Austin..."

Which might make sense, if you lived here.
they should write it down so they don't have to keep figuring it out over and over again.

also, what if you were catching this train to avoid being killed instead of to avoid being late? well, I guess I'd be dead.
It's true. I was diagnosed with Austin at birth, and have never been able to get over it.
I wonder if it's too long to make a bold move into the hugbox industry.