I ran that through my Francis E. Dec translation matrix, and here's what I got.

EVANS FIELD TRIP I WAS HOME BY 3! ALSO NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE CHILDREN @ THE MUSEUM ALONE D:
i'll bet if you'd asked real nice-like, frank chu would've stood in for you at the museum and you could've ditched the younglings to hang out with nullcherri. . .
I fucking love that guy. Last time I saw him it was at lovefest this year.