hep

i refuse to believe that the source of bacon would hold such sharp edges. this is clearly the fault of muslum vegetarian extremist moonbats who hate our freedomsbacons.

Ugh. I guess this means that the price of delicious bacon is going to sky rocket.

I can also safely say I am really glad that my potbellied pig is six feet under and not trying to kill me with his deadly PIG FLU. OMG.

omg i know the feeling. everytime there is a bird flu outbreak i look at the hens like all HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!??! IS IT BECAUSE I EAT YOUR BABIES?!??!?!?! kekekek

When that bird flu thing was the worst, they would go door to door, looking like govt. Jehovah Witnesses and I told the chickens "you better be quiet back there because I am about to lie and say "do I look like I have chickens!?"

They were quiet too. They didn't want to go to a chicken camp :(

I kinda felt like that family who hid Anne Frank!

would they have gotten on the chicken LTR to the chicken camps? driving thru downtown la, feathers pressed against the windows. poor chooks!

i told mine if i catch them consorting with any pigs its the kitchen shears for them!

:( :(

kids here have tested positive for it - 2 in the middle school here down the road from us. we are going to go into shutdown mode when it comes to leaving this damn house again; i have been the dot on the cdc site for flu progression before/start center and i'm not doing that shit again.

EEK!

PUBLIC TRANSIT HURRAH

Oh good. I was seeing more and more crowded parking lots at the stores, which meant that the media wasn't getting the ROI from their OMGRECESSION stories and I was wondering what they'd come up with to scare the shit out of us next.

Also LOL HIPSTERS EAT MOAR BACON

karma

plus of being a muzzie, no pork around me

Christ, y'all, I just got over worrying about bird flu. Slow down.

And no one, but no one, will get me to stop loving bacon. Bacon bacon bacon.

Along with funranium I knew I could count on you to show the proper level of oh-shitness.

they confirmed a case from ohio, where i got sick.

rip k-hate