When that bird flu thing was the worst, they would go door to door, looking like govt. Jehovah Witnesses and I told the chickens "you better be quiet back there because I am about to lie and say "do I look like I have chickens!?"

They were quiet too. They didn't want to go to a chicken camp :(
would they have gotten on the chicken LTR to the chicken camps? driving thru downtown la, feathers pressed against the windows. poor chooks!

i told mine if i catch them consorting with any pigs its the kitchen shears for them!