You're not gonna be able to keep his ass home

He's gonna go out and make you a grandma before you turn 35 omg
you can also totally tell how annoyed he is at having his picture TAKEN AGAIN MOM JESUS CHRIST YOU ALREADY TOOK A MILLION LET ME GO CHANGGGGGE
this is only 8th grade so im sure by high school he will have an all new level of "i hate this" going on with his expression. it sucks for them to have a photographer for a mom cuz i demand they pose. DEMAND. TILT YOUR HEAD 3/4 AWAY FROM ME SON AND LEAN INTO YOUR ARM.
You never know, he may be completely stoked by that point. (False hope FTW!) My parents did the same shit, since they did the photography crap until a few years ago. I may have subconsciously decided to make myself fat just so they'd leave me alone. Oh hey, I like that theory. WATCH HIS FOOD INTAKE :|
i am actually not too hard on them, i don't like getting my picture taken really either. so we have a deal, for certain events (noteworthy ones like graduations) i get to take as many pix as I want which they will nicely pose for and in return I don't bug them every day to be in pictures.
there is not enough dawwww in the world for the expression on zaney's face

but i'll try anyway

It's so cool that your kids all look like mini yous. Mine looks nothing like me lol
yeah my facial features are apparently extremely dominant (and freckles!) and I look exactly like my grandmother. hopefully they will be taller tho, not that being short is bad, but it's annoying sometimes when you have to do shit like climb the shelves at the supermarket to get stuff.
whoa, too tall! talle than me i'm sure. give him a big congratulatory hug from us, he'll probably thinks it's awkward. lol!
yeah evan passed me up about a year back. that wasn't so bad, i expected him to pass me pretty early on, but ZOE PASSED ME LAST MONTH! i felt like grounding her.
can you tell he hates me. can you see how he is all JUST TAKE THE FKN PICTURE MOM SHE IS TOUCHING ME FKN DO IT TAKE THE FKN PICTURE. this picture makes me lol endlessly