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meeting grep, originally uploaded by hep.

"what is this tiny furry thing you got to annoy me" - aka grep stalks down the tiny kitten.

My week has been super fun! Yesterday I went over to Emeryville and picked up my 5th favorite person in the world nullcherri so we could shop. We shopped. Her trader joe's in emeryville contains markedly less hipster douchebags than the one on Brannan in SF but much higher incidents of yupsters and soccer moms. Then I rushed back home and Talldog and Shortcat stopped by to chillax and talk about hacking. Then to continue the "i hate hackers" theme I went downtown to The Mish and met up with aempirei to go to this terrible "hacker space" where the "hackers" whine if you "hack" them. Not even Hack them, just "hack" them. I could write PAGES on that shit but you will all just have to wait for the article to come out in SF NATIVE. Then I was going to go out with the assorted crew of lj and non-ljers that showed up (ninjalie and cryptomail for instance) but instead I went home to put my bike together with Yura. At some point during all of that I convinced warren to do it for the lolz. A++

Today I am going to ride my bike! and if survives the first riding I will ride it down to The Mish via Caltrain and mebbe we can all go to ZG and talk smack about the internet. The children get back in 3days but Yuriy and I leave before that to go visit my lovely internet gf demure up in nornorcal. How is your summer vacation going LJ?

OK I just can't keep saying The Mish even as a joke, it makes me feel dirty and stupid like when people use those terms like NoPoMo and shit like that. Every seperate block in sf is not it's own neighborhood kiddies and they already have names.

You mean "Safeway Heights" and "Greater Zeitgeist" aren't real neighborhood names? Boo.
THOSE ARE ACTUALLY FUNNEEE!! im totally stealing. I am going to make up more totally ridic names for neighborhoods. the final straw for me was the other night i was eavesdropping at cancun (i admit it) and someone was all, "oh yeah i live in porex bay." and the other person was obviously all "whats porex bay" and the guy was like, oh you know, where excelsior, portola, and bayview meet. and I was just like OH MY GOD SHUT UP YOU LIVE IN THE EXCELSIOR AND I REALIZE IT MAKES YOU NERVOUS THAT BLACK PEOPLE LIVE THERE TOO BUT YOU DON'T FKN NEED A SPECIAL NAME TO HIDE THAT YOU LIVE IN THE GHETTO MOVE BACK TO OHIOOOOOO and then I had an stroke.
Porex Bay? POREX BAY?!!? WTF, is that right next door to Windex Valley and Upper Borax or something
SRSLY!!! like i kinda get, wanting a more accurate representation of where you live, that makes sense. but those neighborhoods are ENORMOUS and basically like, don't really touch EXCEPT IN A PARK. DID HE LIVE IN A PARK?! who knows because that guy is fkn retarded.
damn. it's all them damn folks moving into SF making up stupid names for places that already have them.
I swear these people need to be BEAT and shipped back from where they came.

The Mish. Seriously?

SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!11111 tho we are still doing our parody show of the Hills called The Mish. I have many ideas. There will be like a cast of 50 and only one native lolololol
LOL I honestly had never even heard it called "The Mish" until I heard it from you. I've been saying it casually since and loling on the inside every time.
i heard it from tiajuanabible. it lols me, but i cant say it where other people will hear and think, god forbid, that i am from ohio.
I love that Meester Ellis is now a selling point for this shit. I know I can rope in a few votes from my FL with that endorsement ;)
my favorite part is how they are all wanking over making the world a better place, and "teaching classes" and the "class schedules" and there is like 500 homeless people sleeping right out front. If you want to change the world, why don't you go teach computer classes down in Bayview, not the fkn mission to other mission hipsters with 100K a year hipster jobs.

i hate white people.