OH MY GOD I WOULD RUN YOU OVER WITH MY CRANE BY THAT MIGHT OFFEND CRANES AND CHERRY PICKERS
what about people who are offended by other people being offended?
OH MY GOD WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE OFFENDED BY DICKS!

personally im offended by the word offended because now i've written it so many times it looks like moon language.
I-AYE AN-CAY ONLY-AYE EAK-SPAY IN-AYE IG-PAY ATIN-LAY! OH-ATE OES-NAY!